My Brain won't work

So I'm cheating & taking the advice of another blogger....now ya get to read a bunch of stuff about me you probably don't really wanna know anyhow!

60 Things You Possibly Didn't Know About Me
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? A jacket, gloves, window scraper,the tiny little phone book from this county,at least two bar towels,an old waitress apron,a bunch of coupon fliers that are probably out of date....and more stuff, but it's cold & snowy so I'm not gonna go look.
2. When was the last time you threw up? All day from the afternoon of the 9th to the 10th of this month.
3. What's your favorite curse word? Fucketh Thee!
4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? Nobody so far!
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Finishing up my shower to go out.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Playing hearts on Pogo.com
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Probably letting the cats in or out
8. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nah, they got nothin I wanna see bad enough to pay for
9. What is the last thing you said aloud? Hello
10. What is the best ice cream flavor? It's a toss up between Ben & Jerry's pistachio & butter pecan
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? tap water
12. What are you wearing right now? sweat pants, sweat shirt & fleece booties
13. What was the last thing you ate? some tater tots from Sonic
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope!
15. When was the last time you ran? If distance doesn't count, then last month when the water pipe broke.
16. What's the last sporting event you watched???? Skiing on TV this weekend, but in person I can't even remember!
18. Who is the last person you emailed? forwarded one to my brother
19. Ever go camping? Yes, a bunch of times, but not in over a year & I'm having withdrawal pains!
20. Do you have a tan? Does the little strip on my neck count??
24. Do you drink your soda from a straw? I hardly drink soda & it depends on how it was served to me
25. What did your last IM say? I don't do IM
26. Are you someone's best friend? Beats the heck outta me!
27. What are you doing tomorrow? I have no idea, but as little as possible!
28. Where is your mom right now? I don't know....it's not my turn to watch her!
29. Look to your left, what do you see? The poor tattered wall hanging my Mom made for me announcing the birth of my son...in 1970 fer cryin out loud!
30. What color is your watch? Which one?
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia ? Koala's, kangaroo's & aboriginies
32. Would you consider plastic surgery? Yep, if somebody else was paying for it!
33. What is your birthstone? sapphire
4. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Mostly the drive thru, if I wanted to eat inside I wouldn't be at a fast food joint!
35.How many kids do you want? Just the one did it for me, thanks!
36. Do you have a dog? not really, but there is a stray that's been hanging around here for about 3 weeks....maybe I should quit feeding her!
37. Last person you talked to on the phone? The recorded message that says "this is a very important call for you" at which point I hung...if it's so damn important, then don't send me a recording!
38. Have you met anyone famous? Yep, many, best known were probably Liz Taylor, Richard Burton, Cher, Englebert Humperdink, Kenny Rodgers, Burt Reynolds, Don Shula & most of the Dolphins from the dream team, several golf pro's, Jeb Bush, Johnny Cash, June Carter-Cash, and briefly John F Kennedy before he was elected. There's more, but my brain is having a fart right now!
39. Any plans today? This was the first day in weeks that I actually got some errands run.
40. How many states have you lived in? Just two, but I was living when I went thru a bunch...does that count?
41. Ever go to college? Only for some training classes
42. Where are you right now? Home, in front of the computer....again.....sigh
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? ME!
44. Last song listened to? Whatever they were singing on American Idol last night.
45. Are you allergic to anything? mangoes, hair conditioner & a whole list of things I don't even know but gives me the hives!
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?Crocs
48. Are you jealous of anyone? Everyone!
50. Is anyone jealous of you? Probably somebody somewhere, but nobody I know!
51. What time is it? Time for me to fix some dinner!
52. Do any of your friends have children? Yep.
53. Do you eat healthy? Sometimes, but then I indulge myself for being good....ya think that might be counter-productive???
54. What do you usually do during the day? Dodge the kitties.
55. Do you hate anyone right now? Nope, takes too much energy.
56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Only if the phone rings.
58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? One year older than I am right now!
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Nope
60. How did you get one of your scars? I have a really old scar from when I knelt on the stove burner as a kid...trying to get the cookie jar! You'd think that would put me off cookies, but you'd be wrong!

And I just noticed that question number 46 is missing....it must be upstairs eating my dinner!