Chocolate!

I posted this a few years ago on one of my forums & decided to move it here so it won't get lost. It was right around Easter when I divulged my secret passion!

I hate this time of year! Can't go to Wally World until at least a week after Easter or those damn Snickers Eggs will scream for me sooooooo loud! I have to drive by there on my way home & I can hear their voices from a block away. If I could just buy one box (has 3 or 4 eggs in it, about the eqivalent of 1 regular sized snickers bar, but oh so much creamier in the middle!) I might be ok, but I seem to buy 5 or 10 boxes at a time. The resulting "crowd roar" effect wakes me out of a sound sleep to raid the closet in the middle of the night, causes me to race home....just knowing they are waiting for me....running lights, blasting innocent pedestrians with my horn, screaming if that doesn't move them fast enough. Flinging myself out of the car before it rolls completely to a stop, I lunge wildly thru the door, scattering cats in all directions, skipping my usual dash for the bathroom, I break the sound barrier making it to the kitchen cabinet. In the hopes of quieting the voices screaming in my head, I unwrap the precious gem & pop the whole ping-pong ball sized goody in my mouth, while unwrapping the next one....and the next...and the next...
A half hour later I sit with strips of foil paper surrounding me like confetti from a hero's welcome home parade, heady from the rush of sweetness, finally remembering that I "skipped the bathroom" on the way in. Situation approaching critical, I bolt, flinging clothes in every direction, fully aware that after the orgy I've just allowed myself, they will probably not fit my body again in this lifetime. Mission accomplished I get myself under control, head back to the kitchen to destroy the evidence, only to be greeted by the closet shelf, now empty of it's burden of delights. It looks so barren......Wally World IS open 24 hours...............where are my fat clothes, I HAVE to go to the store now!

(As you can tell from this....I have very little self control when it comes to chocolate!)