HIVES!!

NO, not beehives.....the fickin hives I get from using hair conditioners....among other things that manage to catch me by surprise. Like a lot of cleaning products, bleach, my own sweat (such fun being allergic to myself!) sometimes from nerves. I don't think I'm nervous, and I did just use hair conditioner a couple of days ago. It's the same one I've been using for months now, but it was the end of the bottle, so maybe it got its ingredients all mooshed together and they ganged up to attack me.

Anyway, I've been having a lot more reaction then usual and my hand is swollen up....itchy....painful...and just plain annoying as hell! Of course it had to be my right hand, so if anyone gets out of line and I need to make a fist to pop them one, I'm out of luck....sigh. Lucky for me, I use pretty much zero physical retaliation when something or someone gets my adrenalin pumping....all bark and very little bite.

So I've finally gone on another remedy hunt...gotta love Amazon.com...they have everything I've ever looked for. I should be getting this homeopathic remedy in just a couple of days, sure hope it works. Of course with my luck, the symptoms will probably have faded by then anyway.

But if this is an indication of a repeat of what happened with the hives when they first started in '03, then it won't go to waste!

EEEK! I'm Dead!!

Just got informed by email that I'm dead! What a shock, I thought I just had a small cold. I wonder if this means I don't have to pay any more bills??!! Maybe if I respond to this one the next email will say I've received a large inheritance and I can be "dead" in complete luxury. Since they are already "writhing" I think I should reply and confirm that I am dead! ROFLMAO

This is the email:

Re: Payment Notification:

We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident. He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days.

Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds without anymore stress, and without any further delays. All we need to confirm now is your been DEAD Or still Alive.

Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE" YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL.

May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.
Your Faitfully,
Mrs Farida Waziri